22 CommentsLike the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople.
Two days ago Sharon Tobias wrote:
Fire escape above Duane Reade on 108 & Amsterdam
Yesterday a tipster reported:
Two Hawks were flying around campus today, about 9 AM right on college walk
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@Anonymous Probably you, since you can’t figure that one out…
@Anonymous wtf are freshpeople?
@Anonymous Hawkma has died, and Hawkma is risen, and Hawkma will come again!
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“2 hawks”??
they came back to get their gay marriage.
@Anonymous what the hell does any of your post mean
@Anonymous this is what we call “wasting 200k dollars”
@Fawkma! But does that make the unfortunate avian from last week fauxkma?
@buzzkill None of these are actually hawks in the scientific sense, since there aren’t any in North America, but I guess peregrinefalconemadinajad has less of a ring to it, so carry on.
@Since when... …is having a more strict definition of a common name The Way of Science?
@Say What? A simple Wikipedia search could tell you that peregrine falcons and red-tailed hawks aren’t even in the same family, let alone synonymous. Not to be a buzzkill, but if you’re going to get particular elsewhere they’re known as buzzards.
@Nerd Looks like more Hawkma babies to me!
@The Book of Hawkma “. . . and it was said, that on the third day Hawkma would be raised from the dead and returned to His rightful throne in the skies from which He has fallen.”
– Bollinger 8:23-24
@Anonymous pic # 2 – Nice camera!!
@besides hawkma is more of an idea than a specific bird
@Anonymous “you can’t kill an idea”
-dude quoting v for vendetta
@Anonymous I think the exact quote was “… and ideas are bullet-proof”
– dude who actually watched v for vendetta
@The first picture is everything I don’t like about Columbia. The second is everything I do like.
@Anonymous pixelation?
@Bollinger Help will always be given at Columbia to those who ask for it.
Except for financial aid. Good luck there.
@Bad pun time Don’t be soar.
@Dear you guys Dear Bwog,
Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very very much.
@CC'11 Grad Against all odds, this comment makes me miss Columbia.