A year’s tuition at Barnard gets you one year of bona fide Barnard education, or it makes you the owner of Barnard Island, Florida — only 45 minutes from Disney World Orlando! One of our most astute alumni tipsters noted that a recent roundup of private islands currently for sale includes the mythical isle for which Barnard College was named. That’s not true, but you can swim with manatees. At 5.2 acres, the island is larger than Barnard’s campus, and it’s only a four hour drive to Columbia’s Palm Beach paradise, Casa Sin Nombre. Any takers?