It’s official: Columbia College has a new Dean, James Valentini. What possibilities! We’ve got PrezBo, KevSho/Ke$ho, and DSpar, and now it’s time to name our dear new Dean. Leave your suggestions in the comments. The winner gets a Milano sandwich, a hug and eternal glory. Let the hazing begin…
@Anonymous test this is a testasd
@Anonymous test this is a test
@Anonymous Emperor Valentinian
@Jersey Shore Betch! Jimmy V
@temp-dean doesnt really matter what is name is – his whole being is just the “temp dean”
@Anonymous i like jalentini
@Anonymous Yes, this really is the Dean posting. I think a Milano sandwich is way too small a prize for the winner of a contest as personally important to me as this one. So, I am adding to the prize. The winner–however decided and identified–gets to have that Milano sandwich at lunch with the Dean, and gets to have his/her picture taken with the Dean holding a brass name plate engraved with the winning suggestion. Said name plate will then reside on the Dean’s desk; said picture will be given to Bwog for posting.
However, the hug has to come from someone else.
@oh yea and... one last thing. Before winning suggestion gets plated on brass name plate, it will be hidden somewhere around campus inside a magical treasure chest. The key to this magical treasure chest will be awarded by defeating a thousand year old wicked witch. You will need a magic carpet to get to the castle, and don’t forget to bring a white puppy to sacrifice to the small but wise wizard, who will give you information on where to find the carpet. The puppy has a brown spot on its belly and it belongs to prezbo.
Deal or no deal?
@Anonymous Cool! However, could we instead have dinner? My favorite sandwich is the meatball parm, and it’s only offered during the night. If you haven’t yet had it, I’ll introduce you to it, it’s ridiculously great
@brobro Stop pushin yer luck
@J. Kruta Tini Deany
@LOVE THIS DEANTINI!!!
@Anonymous Tini, pronounced “teeny”.
@Anonymous Jimmy Dean
@Anonymous (you can track me)
@Anonymous im the guy who came up with deantini, can i get a free sandwich?
@anonymous What about Jalentini? Or Valendeani?
@Anonymous yes Valendeani!
(pronounced as ‘genie’. new television program: \I Dream of Jini\.)
@Anonymous Java the Hutt!!!!
@Anonymous Valendini (like deany)
@Anonymous Deani Tini
@Anonymous J-Val FTW
@ryan Eensy Weensy Tini Deani
@Anonymous Apple Deantini. Mmmmm.
…I may be an alcoholic.
J-Vall (like JWoww)
Dean Tini is cool too
@Anonymous it’s Ke$ho
@I agree with Deantini!!
@Spec Bwog…are you guys really bribing readers for comments with Milano sandwiches?
@Anonymous i think that’s a joke, bud. these comments are anonymous, so it wouldn’t work anyway.
maybe spec ought to start bribing their readers for comments, because it’s looking kinda bleak over there.
@Anonymous Va-gina pronounced va-ja-ena.
@Anonymous DEAN VAGINA.
@CC14 DeeVa, obviously. Pronounced diva.
@Team Deantini Deantini is perfect.
@Valentini, James J. VaJJ
@Anonymous Deantini is the name!
@J-Tini Shaken, not stirred.
@Anonymous Dean Valean
@Anonymous Java…. of course
@agreed JaVa FTW
@How about Don Valentini
@Anonymous fake mimoo
@ooooh yes yes deantini please
@Jeesus christ monkey balls Obviously Dean Snowball. Anyone can fucking agree it’s perfect.
@cuz you know he’s like hot and all…