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What Can Be Accomplished in 15 Minutes That Requires No Students to Be Around?

Sorry, guys.

Update, 2:15pm: They’re open again!

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous So being closed for 15mins warrants a Bwog post? Weird.

    1. staff workers says:

      @staff workers giving each other quickies.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous I think you mean STIFF workers. amirite?

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous The staff had a meeting.

  • Really bwog? says:

    @Really bwog? A post for a 15 min closure (oh noez!), and to boot your picture is sideways and includes useless white space.

    I hate to say it, but Bwog has been steadily going downhill in quality the past few years.

    1. ... says:

      @... ^seconded

    2. h8er says:

      @h8er I agree. Bwog staff, please stop thumbing down the posts above.

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Yeah I think bwog posted this at 2:13 as a public service announcement because bwog always posts minute changes in dining hall service hours and posting something two minutes before it happens is really helpful.

      Or maybe they just thought it was silly?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous JESUS CHRIST it’s a masturbation joke–do you guys seriously lack a sense of humor? I, for one, laughed out loud when I saw this, and I’m thankful bwog posted it.

        1. hmm says:

          @hmm It’s quite clearly a sex joke, but to each his own.

  • Anon says:

    @Anon “I hate to say it, but Bwog has been steadily going downhill in quality the past few years.”

    I hate to say it, but they were saying that a few years ago, too.

  • Oh come off it says:

    @Oh come off it This post about an unusually short closure at a campus dining facility detracts from the quality of Bwog, but near-religious reportings on a bunch of hawks collectively identified as one Hawkma is totally okay?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous yes, yes it is

    2. T/O says:

      @T/O Who says “Come off it,” even?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Hermione Granger

      2. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous And my greek grandmother

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous should’ve been tied with a chronicles of existentialism quote.

  • Anon says:

    @Anon Come on Bwog! Don’t do this stuff. Be your best!

  • this would've been funny says:

    @this would've been funny if it was posted 6 months ago when ferris started doing this #sorrynotsorry

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Meetings, that’s all they do around here. It’s not as if the staff in any of the offices is qualified to ATTEND Columbia, but they keep building new offices, tearing down libraries and classrooms.

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