Finals have you cramped for time? Can’t seem to fit in snuggle sessions with your dearly beloved? Don’t fret, it seems like a productive Columbian has found an out (or an in).
Guy: ”She signed me in, we had sex, five minutes later, she signed me out. She said I could cuddle if I wanted, but to feel no obligation.”
Sexy Burgers via Wikimedia Commons
@title = CUNextTuesday… very funny bwog :P
@i'd kick him out too i don’t want to cuddle with you if you can’t last longer than 5 minutes
@Anonymous Well, I’m not going to give you my A-game if I can sense you’re gonna punish me with passive-aggressive demands of cuddling after.
Neediness kicks in the flight reflex early.
@Anonymous I can’t tell if the sex was five minutes long or she signed him out five minutes after they finished.
@Anonymous So the sex was five minutes…
@Anonymous 5 min after the glorious sex act was complete of course…. but thanks brah… you ruined that last thing I had left to live vicariously through
@West Siiiiiiide. Thanks for posting that picture. You’ve reminded all West Coast students why they regret coming back East for school.
@Anonymous I hate how douchey West Coast people can be when talking about In-n-Out. it’s just another decent burger joint, get over yourselves.
@Anonymous “Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies”
@Anonymous ummm – why are all the tags barnard?
@because the girl had to sign him in duh
@Context Clues He was signed in. Columbia students don’t need to be swiped into Columbia dorms. Therefore, he must have been entering a Barnard dorm.
@Anonymous Apparently he entered more than just a dorm.
@Anonymous Come again?
@Nice! I see what you did there.
@Anonymous I wanted to like that comment but I can’t bring myself to ruin the 69 thumbs up. Just know that I appreciate you.
@Anonymous WHAT ABOUt jtS BRO?
@Anonymous No mention of white sheets.
@or was a gs or jts student who also need to be signed into columbia dorms (and barnard dorms, for that matter)
@Didn't realize there was a brothel on campus.
@oh noes Just admit that you’re jealous that other people are having sex and you aren’t.
@Hmm > Implying Barnard students are people.
@anon grandma, is that you?