Valentine’s Day is fast approaching but don’t fret: the lovely people over at Columbia Bartending Agency are here to make you come…to the bar. Experience something special – you can do it yourself or find someone to do it for you. Here we have a drink to make you blush while ordering, and leave your bystanders wanting what you’re having, as explained by Lauren Alpert.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the CBA is pleased to offer you a little something extra with this week’s drink. Not only is it a fantastic flirting strategy to ask a hot bartender for one of these, its coffee, almond, and chocolate flavors combine exquisitely to provide a sensation that lives up to its name.
Screaming Orgasm
1 oz Bailey’s
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz amaretto
1 oz cream, milk, or non-dairy substitute
Add all ingredients to a shaker filled 2/3 with ice and shake (what yo’ mama gave you) well. Strain into a fresh glass, either neat or over ice. Scream to your heart’s content – just don’t blame me when you get awkward looks in the morning from the neighbors on the other side of your thin-walled dorm room.
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5 Comments
@Anonymous This drink is fool-proof. No balancing necessary, it’s delicious no matter what. With some drinks — especially Margaritas and martinis, it I think necessary to taste and doctor till it tastes right, before serving it… (I pipette with a straw.)
@Anonymous What is the point of the non-dairy substitute if there is still Baileys?
@the author Touché. Some lactose-tolerant people and non-vegans happen to prefer the flavor of soy/almond/etc. milk, though.
@Anonymous hold on, i’m cumming
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