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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

Fun fact: there's also a band called Primal Scream—this is them. Seriously. Google it.

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft:

A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!”

Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same exchange occurred again just minutes ago. ‘Tis most definitely the season.

 

 

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10 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous errybody a stupid fuck doe

  • CC'13 says:

    @CC'13 is it just me, or does everyone seem a little more tense than usual this finals season?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I think it’s just you.

    2. Yes says:

      @Yes Bring back Greek Life

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous my tits hurt, think i might be ovulating during finals.

    1. Really says:

      @Really Thanks for sharing.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Just finished ovulating last week! I think it was my left ovary this time. Good stuff.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous that means you’re good to go. wanna meet in the stacks?

  • Also ovulating says:

    @Also ovulating Mehh, my boobies hurt and I’m bloated as shiiiit! I think it’s my right ovary

  • Not Ovulating says:

    @Not Ovulating Freshies, get yo act together. Orgo on Thursday, Screams & Pillows on Sunday.

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