This guy will be there

Take the Lerner talking elevators up to the fifth floor and go to the SGO at 7 pm where Bwog will welcome you with open arms and carbohydrate-laden snacks! If you like to write, read, and/or jazzercise then you should come tonight and even if you don’t like any of those things you should still come tonight. Bring pitches, ideas and proper work out attire because rumor has it Richard Simmons will be leading a dance class exclusively for Bwog.

A gilded Richard Simmons via Wikimedia Commons.