Despite always playing second fiddle to Carman’s “fun” dorm reputation, the denizens of John Jay are hip party-cats in their own right, and as such, have created numerous nicknames for the single-ridden dorm. As an homage to this spirit of creativity, and in anticipation of your first official Thursday night out, here are 7 drinks based on the many John Jay personas. The only question left is if the man himself would have been a ‘Jay drinking bro or a Jameson-sipping hipster.
John Jizzle: One part Patron, one part Cristál, splash of cherry coke. Served in a goblet.
’Jay: Muscle Milk with a shot of Bacardi.
John McJay: Scotch. Served over Haggis.
Juan Jé: Margarita from The Heights and a shot of Cuervo – to be replenished until able to converse in 300-level spanish.
The Single: A 30 rack of Natty Lite, drunk with abandon as you argue that it’s totally as sociable as Carman, just for like, artists and stuff. Slowly fall down the stairs to Health Services to complete the experience.
The JJ’s Place: One part Bailey’s, two parts Kahlua, three parts whole milk, and curly fries. Bonus if you can drink it before entering into a diabetic coma.
The J: Jameson on the rocks. Use the extra ice to cool your overheated body that’s sweating out of places you didn’t even know existed.
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