@you guys enough of these houses and homes — today is move-in day.

@Thoughts Well, can’t say I can read Thai, so unfortunately I’m unable to glean any bits of wisdom from the above post; nonetheless, here are a few pertinent questions and responses.

1. What are you doing so drunk at 7:03 pm that you can barely type, yet still find yourself in front of a computer? Perhaps you should head over to CPS, a resource you probably learned about at Mapping Out Columbia Health. Unless you’re just a terribly witless troll, you sound like a petulant and overindulged child.

2. Cooking shit “perviously” in cans? I don’t think this pig has ever been in a can, unless it was one hell of an enormous can. Also, since when has canned food been desirable? Since when has a well-BBQ’d meat been undesirable or solely associated with those of lower socioeconomic status?

3. There are more issues than I’d care to count with the manner in which you flounder around the concepts of family, human worth, enjoyment, virtue, etc…. but at the end of the day, everything you’re spouting is totally irrelevant. I’m not sure if you took the two seconds to read the blurb at the beginning, you’d realize that these photos were sent in by “Felipe B” who was “volunteering” in Thailand. I’m not sure about your take, but Felipe doesn’t sound like a particularly Thai name to me — and I similarly doubt any of these photos are of his house or family. So, essentially, all of your offensive points are moots. I’m seirously, please do us a favor and head back to your milliondollar house on the beach. Maybe toss a few high society winecoolers our way, but hey, if we’re never gonna be your bros I guess you could also keep them for yourself.