Public safety has issued an alert warning of the robbery of some items from Lewisohn Hall, between 6:00pm September 17 and 8:00am September 18, by a man identified as John Morales. The original warning follows. Please contact public safety with more information.
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@Outraged Lion yes, gentleman is weird. Is this another student/imposter?
I think there are a few more student/imposters on campus, at least there were when I was there.
@Perhaps... We should have card access for all buildings at the doors, not a desk per se, but a self-service system much like what you have on the Broadway side of Lerner. They have a similar system at Yale and I hear it works well there. No need to throw people off campus to keep them out of the buildings.
@i heard that Columbia actually can’t enforce CUIDs in any of the academic buildings. part of our deal to get college walk closed off, have campus registered as a public park (or whatever it is), and get more power in the public sphere in general is that we, as a university existing for the public good, must allow anyone (from the public) to attend lectures. i don’t actually know if this is true though; i just heard it somewhere. can anyone confirm?
@GS Oh I see, looting the coffers of GS’s ever-so-large endowment and scholarship fund. This guy picked the right school/ building!
@Karim I just amused myself with the visualization of literal GS coffers, a la Scrooge McDuck’s money pit, down in the Lewisohn basement.
@Is anyone else wondering what a PNG is?
@PNG Persona Non Grata
@Anonymous I thought they were calling him an image file. Makes no less sense than a “male black”.
@Anonymous Papua New Guinea
@Anonymous Columbia needs to kick non students off campus.
@I disagree! Seeing children playing on campus is genuinely heart warming. Plus it would be absolutely obnoxious to the surrounding community to not be able to walk through College Walk.
And can you imagine if you had to present your ID at the gates all the time? What a pain!
@Anonymous “If this gentleman?” WTF?
How about, “if this thieving piece of shit is seen on campus, King Bollinger will award THIRTY PIECES OF GOLD to whoever places his scalp upon the lap of our beloved Alma Mater?”
Sorry, that should have been more elegantly stated.
@calm down there... …[spoiler]Lord Ramsay[/spoiler]
@Anonymous hes a very gentle, gentle man