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Overheard: Plausible Explanation

A delicious helping of plant parmesan

A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother:

Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass?

Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING!

 

 

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11 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Because grass wasn’t meant to be walked on…

    1. check ur science says:

      @check ur science evolution doesn’t “mean” for anything to do anything

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous There is grass, sand, and water along with all other types of land on this Earth. Along with animals to swim, walk, and run. Fences (minus a few exceptions) are unnatural. Therefore, animals must walk and swim on the grass, sand, water, etc.

  • Private Detective Gene Parmesan says:

    @Private Detective Gene Parmesan Gene, oh Gene, isn’t he the Best?!?

  • This conversation says:

    @This conversation represents the eternal battle between the administration and the students. #Occupylawns

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Sigh, is this what bwog is reduced to?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous hush child

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth you will again bring me up. You will increase my honor and comfort me once again.

  • there says:

    @there has to be something in between allowing students to roam the lawns vs. muddppacalypse

  • vegetarian says:

    @vegetarian it’s true — it takes a great deal of searching before you can find grass worth grazing on.

  • Reification says:

    @Reification “Scooter kid” is totally a thing, but I’d never fully realized it was a thing and put a word to it.

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