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Overseen: An Early Sunday Nap…

She is almost invisible to the untrained eye

…Or a late Saturday night crash? Yesterday, a freshman tipster found this well-camouflaged sleeper dozing in the warm, soap scented humidity of Carman’s laundry room.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous laziness? did someone check his vitals??

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous yeah seriously… a while back i remember in the news there was this guy that fell ‘asleep’ riding the train. turns out he was dead, and he kept riding the train back and forth for about 2 days until someone noticed the smell…

      wouldn’t it be weird if that freshman were dead… and people just kept using the table around her for laundry and whatnot?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous @Anonymous: Welcome to da CU, biyotch.

      2. you sir says:

        @you sir are referencing Collateral

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