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Empire State Bowl Shenanigans

Update: Columbia Lions won its second Empire State Bowl with a 34-17 victory against Cornell!

For those still reeling from our 0-69 loss to Harvard football, here is something to perk up your (school) spirits. At today’s home game against Cornell (The Empire State Bowl), our beloved CUMB have been at it again:

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12 Comments

  • T.C. says:

    @T.C. The band obviously remembered to G(tb)^2 today.

    1. CC '13 says:

      @CC '13 it’s been 4 years now, and i still don’t know what g(tb)^2 means. explain?

      1. T.C. says:

        @T.C. ‘Tis a secret ye shall never know, lest ye cumb to a game at another school in the league of ivy, on board a bus with cleverest band in the world.

  • iSimplyKant says:

    @iSimplyKant I think she may have been reading Machiavelli and plotting, very appropriate considering the situation.

  • That says:

    @That Thing they did with the laptops was pretty nice too, not gonna lie

  • Blue blob says:

    @Blue blob Can’t we at least stand in some sort of formation?

    1. Alum says:

      @Alum Yes, it’s usually a phallus.

    2. Alum says:

      @Alum At least they admit they’re not going to form lines and rhombi and march around like the fans are actually watching. They had more fun than the Cornell band today. Props for the laptops.

      1. CC '13 says:

        @CC '13 i literally haven’t heard someone use the word rhombus/rhombi since 2nd grade

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