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Bwoglines: Future Edition

“He’s a Twenty-Second Century man.”

The future—specifically the post-finals future—is looking pretty good compared to the present reality of the B.O. stench circulating the Butler reading rooms. If only studying for exams weren’t so difficult…(Buzzfeed)

NASA Satellites of the future captured new images of the Earth at night. Pictures brought to you by the same people who created Beyoncé. (NASA, Buzzfeed)

We present to you the hottest tech gifts for the holidays…from 20 years ago. These quotes from real holiday gift guides make you wish that Floppy Discs and Sega were the future of technology. (Huffington Post)

As you review  read for the first time  skim for the first time  look at the cover of The Histories, you probably are realizing that there’s not much sleep in your future. But sleep may be more important than Herodotus of Halicarnassus, as recent studies show that sleep deprivation may be linked to diabetes and Alzheimers. (Washington Post)

 

 Could recite this entire theme song, if only that were on my finals via Wikimedia Commons

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  • FYI says:

    @FYI It’s Alzheimer’s, not Alzeihmers.

    1. my mistake says:

      @my mistake Verzeih mir’s!

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