Overheard: Columbia Gets Physical
Not safe for Butler.
Somebody outside John Jay should submit to Columbia Compliments:
“He’s fit. He’s fitter than a fiddle.”
Somebody outside Butler decided they were fit as a fiddle:
“Can I just stand with you for a second? I just got naked and they called public safety. I’m just telling you–it’s art!!!!!!”
I’m wondering how the second one wasn’t very publicized.
What’ll be waiting outside your door tonight via Shutterstock