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Personals: Alex Chang, CC’15, and Sam Aarons, SEAS’14

If a picture says a thousand words, how many words does a moving picture say? And if that doesn’t interest you, meet 1/2 of the reason Bwog is still running. Tonight’s personals: Alex Chang and Sam Aarons.  Full disclosure: the personal for Sam, half of Bwog’s tech team, was secretly written and submitted by the other half of Bwog’s tech team. Oops! As always, inform personals@bwog.com of your freshly sparked passion.

Name, Year, School, Major: Alex “Peaches” Chang, 2015, CC, Economics and Political Science majors

Preference: Guy for Girl, but what really is a “guy” or a “girl,” you know?

Hometown: Paramus, New Jersey

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Muthafuckin’ Ladurée Macarons within Central Park picnic

What redeems you as a human being? I cried at the end of Toy Story 3… so what? Also, I’m showing you all this.

Obsessive book series of choice: This was a hard one, but I’m gonna have to go with 50 Shades of Gray (is that still a topical joke?), but seriously, the Curious George books were my childhood, and I get super nostalgic when I flip through the pages of my full collection back home.

Library room of choice: Ref room. Dem high ceilings. (another gif)

What you think the sexiest animal is: The penguin is pretty sexy. Not like Adriana Lima sexy, but like Anna Kendrick sexy. It’s kinda awkward, but in a way that’s totally relatable. That’s kinda sexy if you ask me.

Guilty pleasure song: I actually really like that Rihanna song, Diamonds. That and Maroon 5 (Adam Levine makes me feel uncomfortable sexually).

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? As of August, I am unsubscribed to HBO (How will I watch the next season of The Newsroom now?), but you know, whatever. I’m above tv now, I only watch German Expressionist films and myself in the mirror.

Historical hottie: I would sail full mast to fight for Helen.

 

Name, Year, School, major: Sam Aarons, SEAS ’14, Computer Science

Preference: Guy for Girl

Hometown: Salinas, CA (fun fact: Of Mice and Men was based on my life story)

Dream Date: Printing. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

What redeems you as a human being? You may or may not know that I own all your data . I haven’t used it for nefarious purposes (yet).

Obsessive book series of choice: The Peter Singer Anthology

Library room of choice: I own servers in 3 different countries, what’s a library?

What you think the sexiest animal is: Bacon Cheeseburger

Guilty pleasure song: Together Forever – Rick Astley

Do you watch Girls ironically or unironically? Actually there’s this fantastic anime named Ghost in the Shell that everyone should watch.

Historical Hottie: Richard Dean Anderson

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36 Comments

  • CLAIRE PARKER says:

    @CLAIRE PARKER PLEASE BWOG SET ME UP WITH SAM AARONS.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous These are two of the best people. Actually.

  • Stargate Enthusiast says:

    @Stargate Enthusiast Sam, I’d let you open my stargate ;)

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Peaches is the homie….

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous SAM IS SUCH A HOTTIE

  • @BCA all da way Bergen County yeah!

    1. Alfred says:

      @Alfred Get back in the back room.

    2. AAST 2009 says:

      @AAST 2009 @BCA all da way: Yay Academies alumni! <3

    3. Alexandra says:

      @Alexandra Sup y’all – ABF’10!

      1. ABF '12 says:

        @ABF '12 woooo ABF

      2. Hey Alex says:

        @Hey Alex I want to go see Julius Caesar on 4/19. Does that work for you?

        1. Alexandra says:

          @Alexandra Anything for my girl Natalie

  • Dan says:

    @Dan They say that Sam is kind of a big deal.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous oppan gangnam sattiyal!

  • hold up says:

    @hold up peaches is straight!?

    1. Peaches says:

      @Peaches I lol’d.

  • The Dark Hand says:

    @The Dark Hand Sam I thought we were meant to be after you stalked me to Photonics…

  • JJ11 4 lyfe says:

    @JJ11 4 lyfe on southernplayalistic intro listen close 2 peaches

    1. Peaches says:

      @Peaches Even though my original rap name is tity man, I think I’ma have to change it to 2Peachez

  • thepoet says:

    @thepoet >interviewing all these beta manlettes and not interviewing me

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous this post was worth reading for the kittens alone, but while I’m here- Bwog tech can we have our original blueBwog back? like pwetty please with a bacon cheeseburger on top?

    1. dead horse says:

      @dead horse will u b my valentine?

  • Pam Poovey says:

    @Pam Poovey splooooooooooosh.

    #rubyprince

  • Hanna Banana says:

    @Hanna Banana Alex Chang,

    I think youre in my american politics class, youre a cutie ;)

    1. Peaches says:

      @Peaches awks… I totally fall asleep in that class all the time…

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous pretty sure you fall asleep in like all your classes lolol

        1. Peaches says:

          @Peaches http://i.imgur.com/3lFHq.gif

          I have these for days…

      2. Hanna Banana says:

        @Hanna Banana @Peaches:

        I’d totally make a move but I dont wanna be a cougar.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous DONDE ESTAN LOS HOMOSEXUALS

    But seriously Bwog, bring on the gays.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous FUN FACT: Alex also cried during the state of the union……. (#twitter stalker)

    1. Peaches says:

      @Peaches You know what? It was an emotional part… also, follow me @thechangbang

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Stargate Richard Dean Anderson or MacGuyver Richard Dean Anderson?

  • wait says:

    @wait why don’t the personals just date each other?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kinda looks like Sam is already taken/madly in love.

    http://i.imgur.com/G402pkY.jpg

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