Do I go on MyFace or Spacebook if I want to send a Tweeter?

Do I go on MyFace or Spacebook if I want to send a Tweeter?

Lonesome George was the world’s last Pinta Island tortoise; he died last year, and now he’s with us in New York to be embalmed. Weird, we thought 9 months was kinda too late. (France 24)

After a new papal conclave began yesterday, the Vatican also finally revealed the recipes for the smoke used to announce whether or not a new pope has been selected.Who knew the Vatican would be teaching us how to smoke? (NYTimes)

The young’uns apparently are doing a new drug named “Molly” which is “all the rage” and could be dangerous! Teens nowadays, we at Bwog weren’t like this at their age! (CBS Local)

North Korea confuses everyone yet again, apparently by cooking their sick people. OK, OK that’s probably an overreach, but there is a doctor dressed as a chef in this picture of their new hospital. (Washington Post)

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