It seems that nowadays, nobody is safe from persecution. Gender, race, weight, and economic groups of all kinds are judged and grouped together as inferior. Now, Bwog has overheard that another group is also being oppressed:
“All men in headphones look the same? Did you just say that? That’s like…racist.”
Men in headphones have to unite against the abuse from clear-eared individuals! They have the same rights! They are equal, and are all unique! Headphone-wearers of the world, unite!
A proud independent headphone user who don’t need no earbuds via Shutterstock
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@aepibroseph oh well well well what do we have here? a bunch of fucking geeds talking about their cisdicks and cisclits and cisphones again. Sorry but I was pounding natties and pounding pussy with my boy #DENCH all weekend, way too busy to here this shit bruh.
How much you put up 220 btw?
@dodgebrohemian 220 bench? Do you even lift bro?
@Lisa Lampanelli That’s my nigga!
@SHUT UP GOOD GOLLY THIS SCHOOL IS STARTING TO REALLY PISS ME OFF
— SEAS senior
@Sherry J. Wolf I’m not at all amused by bwog’s cisprivileged nonsense: you need to go back and read your copies of ‘Das Kapital’ and Shariq-Mumia Shakur’s ‘Post-Queer Life(s) in the Pre-Homonationalist Commune’ if you still don’t know the difference between headphone racism and headphone prejudice. It’s only headphone racism when patriofascist cisocietal institutions impose sex-negative violence on men* who identify as headphone wearers.
@Anonymous How’d you find such a racially ambiguous-looking fellow?
SO RACIST.