Bacchanlawlz

A roundup of lawl-worthy moments from Bacchanal:

: The gingerbread man watches Holi from the comfort of EC

: “I’m in front of a big ass library”

: The infamous fountain girl

: Macklemore urges us to “crowd surf the raccoon,” which students then prove themselves incapable of doing.

: Mythical creatures enjoy the show

: Charmander demonstrates the dangers of the mosh pit

: And we danced

: Try and find yourself in the crowd!! Except you probably don’t want to see what you looked like yesterday.

: “Thanks for letting me come to your school on a Saturday and dry hump your women”

: That guy

Memorable (or maybe not so memorable since most of you won’t remember yesterday) quotes:

“Did you hear that mosh pitting perfectly mimics random particles in a box?”

“I really have to pee and take 4 shots!”

“That five year old doesn’t have a CUID!”

Drunk GS students outside Lewisohn heckling people going in to pee: “NOW you want to go to Lewisohn! NOW you love GS!”

And the breakout star of Bacchanal, Fountain Girl:

Pictures and quotes via our lovely tipsters

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