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Bwoglines: The World Without Edition

let's write a dystopian novel about it

A young girl imagining a world without Bwog.

What would the world look like without…

Maya Angelou?…Horrible, because we would never know why the caged bird sings. (Nytimes, Hulu)

Email apocalypse?…I don’t know, but can you please remove me from your listserv? (Gothamist, Bwog)

A significant other?…Forever alone. (Buzzfeed, Tumblr)

Stress?…404 Error Not Found.(Huffington Post, 404errorpages)

Without Bwog, where would all the trolls go? via Wikimedia Commons

 

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3 Comments

  • Currently Single says:

    @Currently Single There are some good things about being single. Like waking up on a Sunday morning, blasting New Order and Missing Persons, dancing in your boxers, and drinking Jack from the bottle. Not having to cook breakfast for your significant other and clean your room are benefits too.

    Except for the not having sex part. That kind of sucks.

    brb going to sob into my problem set.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous if you do it right, you can still do all those things while being in a relationship, and you may feel like cooking breakfast for them.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous There is absolutely no advantage to being single. Unless you like being lonely.

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