we get out of bed once and this is what we get

Everything is awful except for the Slow Loris.

Holy fucking shit the Slow Loris

Bwoglines: Randy Jackson leaves American idol. (E!) Carbon dioxide has not been this high in at least three million years. (NYT) You decide which is the greater tragedy.

Finals Tip: Don’t be a shitty person. Instead, drop out and become a cheese wit. (NYT)

Procrastinate: Make music with an NYC subway map while pretending you’ve been on the subway once this semester. Do not dwell on current events.

Overheard: 

General displeasure

Here’s a video of Bwog trying to post harmless, inane news this week.

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