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Virgin Sacrifice In Hamilton?

Quite possibly, a virgin sacrifice to the great god Cthulhu is occurring at 8 p.m. tonight in the Hamilton lobby. We can only hope the building infrastructure won’t be too badly harmed when he rises up from his slumber of millennia to wreak destruction upon the earth.

All hail All hail

From Wikipedia: “In The Call of Cthulhu, Lovecraft describes Cthulhu as “A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind, along with a large jugular vein.”[6] Cthulhu has been described as a mix between a giant human, an octopus and a dragon, and is depicted as being hundreds of meters tall, with human-looking arms and legs and a pair of rudimentary wings on its back.[6] Cthulhu’s head is depicted as similar to the entirety of a giant octopus, with an unknown number of tentacles surrounding its supposed mouth. Cthulhu is described as being able to change the shape of its body at will, extending and retracting limbs and tentacles as it sees fit.”

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous ia ia cthulhu fhtagn ia dagon

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous IA IA IA NYARLATHOTEP!

  • Studying abroad says:

    @Studying abroad I have no idea what the fuck this is about but I feel so happy to see it anyway. I can’t describe how much I miss the nerdiness at Columbia. No words. Much love.

    1. Heisenberg says:

      @Heisenberg Mysterion Rises

  • Anonamoose says:

    @Anonamoose CTHULHU IS RISEN

  • Ultimo Patriarch says:

    @Ultimo Patriarch Such sacrifices are approved by The New Church of the Great Old Ones.

  • jillian says:

    @jillian Trite.

    1. jillian says:

      @jillian @jillian: But well intended. If the appeasing of the Great One isn’t enough to sate your boredom, try #The_Blood_.

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