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The best way to block a fire exit

Bwog’s collective lost-and-found dreams all came true yesterday when a tipster sent in the following email:

Subject: RE: Dragon head found

From: Columbia Housing

Time: 3:08 PM

Dear residents,

A dragon head was found on the 15th floor in the corridor by facilities earlier this morning. We ask that any personal items be placed inside your room to avoid items being stolen or blocking any any fire egresses. Thank you.

Regards,

Columbia Housing

Kids these days and their damn dragon heads. Because this is a thing that happens.

some majestic shit right there via Shutterstock

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9 Comments

  • not dragon dance says:

    @not dragon dance but it was a lion

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Well that explains why my hydra came home today with an extra head.

  • daenerys targaryen says:

    @daenerys targaryen sorry guys

    1. daario naharis says:

      @daario naharis <3

      1. jorah mormont says:

        @jorah mormont stfu

        1. Jeor Mormont says:

          @Jeor Mormont You didn’t even show up to my funeral :(

    2. BEEP BOOP BEEP says:

      @BEEP BOOP BEEP INITIATE BWOG UPVOTE ALGORITHM
      CHECKING…. CHECKING…
      REFERENCE FOUND!
      PLAY “MY_DRAGONS1111.MP4”
      DRAGONS == GAME OF THRONES
      GAME OF THRONES == A SHOW I HAVE WATCHED
      INITIATE UPVOTES AND FAVORITING
      INITIATE LAUGH: “HA, HA HA.”

  • Heyo says:

    @Heyo I can’t say this news affects my life in any major way.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous LION

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