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A quick mock-up of what he might look like
A tipster on Barnard’s Lehman Lawn overheard this epic accomplishment:
I had sex with Elizabeth Cady Stanton’s great grandson last night! It literally doesn’t get more Barnard than that.
Bwog agrees that that is as Barnard as it gets.
Scientific reconstruction via Wikimedia
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@bc 14 She was born in 1815; it’s unlikely this was her great-grandson. More like great-great-great grandson.
@Anonymous Wait can we know who this kid is?
@Demetrius Cady Stanton And I still objectified you!
@Anonymous Had it been Elizabeth Cady Stanton’s great-granddaughter, THAT would have been even “more Barnard.”
(cue raaagggggeeeeee)
@bc 14 No I agree.
@CC alum I have no idea who Elizabeth Cady Stanton is, since if there’s one thing I learned from the Core, it’s that only dead white men matter
@Van Owen Hear, hear.
@who cares FRANTZ FANON AND WEBBY DUBOIS ARE BETTER THAN JENNIFER ANISTON.
get your white demonology out of here