If you can't drink alone you shouldn't go here.

“I am my best company”
-Angel drinking a 40

Bwog went home over Fall Break and realized how much he/she/it had changed. Here Bwog has complied a list of the 12 ways that Columbia will change you.

  1. You can’t fall asleep without the melodious sound of sirens.
  2. Any coffee other than Oren’s just doesn’t cut it.
  3. You try to pay for everything with your CUID.
  4. You walk twice as fast as all your friends from back home.
  5. You say “problematic” and everyone walks out of the room.
  6. You constantly crave halal yet there is no halal to be found.
  7. You learned to dance around the mysterious wads of hair in the shower.
  8. You wear button-up shirts even when it is 90 degrees outside.
  9. You forget you have to buy gas to go places.
  10. You get drunk alone.
  11. Koronet seems like good pizza.
  12. When you go home, you can roll over in bed without falling off.

But you still don’t move from your fetal position.

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