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Business Insider Has the Audacity to Judge Us

This is how BI wants you to feel

This is how BI wants you to feel

Business Insider, which is no prize pig itself, has declared Columbia University to have the ugliest student body out of the Ivy League. Although we’re #5 on DateMySchool’s “National Hotness Index,” we earned B-‘s on the crucial factors of “men” and “women”, according to data from College Prowler. Harsh. At least Columbia women can find consolation in the fact that they are still the “top choice for competent girlfriends.

Brown topped the list, with its girls and guys earning A’s and A-‘s, respectively, on Business Insider’s arbitrary and stupid “hotness” scale. Maybe we’d be better-looking too, if all our classes were Pass-Fail and we could decide to major in whatever the hell we felt like.

You know what? Maybe Bwog will take its ugly self somewhere else the next time we need business news. That logo and website design earn an A+ according to the data we collected on THINGS THAT ARE FUGLY!!!

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8 Comments

  • first says:

    @first Looks like Princeton’s cheerleaders don’t miss many meal

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous they were right tho lol we have the columbia scale, it only goes to 5.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Don’t worry people, if teen movies taught me anything we just all need to take off our glasses and then we’ll be pretty.

  • King says:

    @King Sorry . . . I’ll be graduating soon and then your average won’t be skewed down anymore.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Columbia is the best

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Bwog doesn’t really need to post this, this is silly. Columbia, come on. Are you really that insecure?

  • anon says:

    @anon but like, have you ever SEEN a princeton kid?

  • Ra Ra Brunonia says:

    @Ra Ra Brunonia Brown students don’t take all of their classes pass/fail. Just saying.

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