Ladies, you’d best listen up. There’s some creepy shit going down at the Barnard library right now.
These alarming tips just came in:
“Man in Barnard library just asked me to remove shoes so he could see my feet. What is going on, Bwog”
“There have been reports of a man coming into Barnard’s Lehman Library asking female students to take off their shoes so he can touch their feet.”
A source who works in the Barnard library confirms that they’ve received emails in the past to report the “weird creepy foreign man with a foot fetish.”
Obviously this would be happening during finals. If you’re foot-conscious or easily creeped out, might be best to head to a different library today.
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