Now just add tentacles.

Now just add tentacles.

The State of the Union happened yesterday, and it probably means a lot of things to a lot of people. (NY Times)

Scientists have spent lots of money to learn that jellyfish will in fact eat peanut butter. That’s about all there is to it. (GrindTV)

Pope Francis made the cover of Rolling Stone. This is cool cause now you don’t have to open it to read about it. (Yahoo)

Edward Snowden has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. This is why you should always be the first to snitch. And good at running. (Huffington Post)

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