“Some say The Heights will end in fire / Some say in ice. / From what we’ve tasted of desire / Bwog holds with those who favor fire.”
Either way, The Heights is currently out of the picture for freshmen trying to get by without a fake, and for anyone who wants a delicious marg. 1020 started scanning this weekend and doesn’t want that crowd. The world is practically coming to an end, folks. So what will fill the gap before Doomsday? Our hopes and wishes theories are below.
Freshmen flock to Furnald; RAs never bother to make their rounds there; second most epic party in Columbia history.
Chipotle will stay open past 9 and become a really awesome bar.