Feb

13

Personals: Alexandra and Alexandra

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Alexandra and Alexandra, Bwog Royalty

Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Today we have a special treat for you: behold, Alexandra and Alexandra, Bwog’s stellar former editorial team! As you’ll soon find out, this dynamic duo has a lot more in common than just their name, and they wrote each others’ personals. Here’s the fun part: we’re not telling you which Alexandra wrote which personal. You want a clue? You don’t get one. They’re both awesome; figure it out. If you want to take either Alexandra on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular—we’ve received enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals.

Name, Year, School, Major: Alexandra Marie, CC, Observing You Weirdos And Writing About It

Preference: Gal for gent

Hometown: Dad’s from Bay Ridge, BK

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Dumbass boneheaded dolt at a strip club.

What redeems you as a human being? The other Alexandra would’ve had a nervous breakdown without her. She doesn’t give or take bullshit. Also, she brings snacks.

Library room of choice: 210. Next question.

Beverage of choice: Whiskey sour. But if you don’t have sours, in her words, “just hand me whatever damn whiskey you have, no damn ice.”

Guilty pleasure song: Anything by Robyn or, more recently, Drunk in Love. Neither of which are really guilty pleasure, but I digress…

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Drinking wine over a home-cooked meal with her Columbia “family” before heading out to flirt with the bartender at 67 Orange.

Historical Hottie: Alexei Vronsky. Mmm, moral dilemmas.

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Alexandra Maria, CC, Observing You Weirdos And Writing About It

Preference: Woman for Man

Hometown: Dad’s from Bay Ridge, BK

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Overeager gossiping activist trying to define wellness.

What redeems you as a human being? The other Alexandra wouldn’t have known what the hell to do without her. She lays down the law exclusively via email. Also, she sometimes brings alcohol to meetings.

Library room of choice: 210. Next question.

Beverage of choice: Vodka tonic. Preferably with a side salad.

Guilty pleasure song: She loves bad bitches, that’s her fucking problem.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Whether the night starts with spontaneous drinks with workshop friends or hanging out in EC, the late hours will usually find her at 1020, having a surreal conversation with Tim until last call. And a vodka tonic.

Historical Hottie: Vladimir Lensky. Mmm, tenors.

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11 Comments

  1. Gimme the one on the right  

    Em I right?

  2. Threesome  

    por que no los dos?

  3. anon  

    I'd by the one on the right an avocado

  4. Confused

    You'd purchase? Like produce? Like buy an avocado? I like guac too ;)

  5. Truth:  

    Alexandra Svokos is lovely

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