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Fuck, Kill, Marry: The Core

Somewhere between Homer and Thucydides, we started evaluating Lit Hum characters based not off the timeless themes of eternal glory and homecoming, but off how shitty they are as people and how good they’d be in bed. Actually, tbh that’s how we always evaluated the great works; that’s why our papers were always graded so well. Here are the results.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous did that one guy have notes prepared???

    1. Bob says:

      @Bob no, it’s just Claudio

  • when says:

    @when the bleep was this filmed. it looks so warm out

  • Bwog's a nerd says:

    @Bwog's a nerd It’s Kill, Fuck, Marry. KFM. Come on.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This is the Best

  • anon says:

    @anon Wow the wind is such a great thing to listen to. I’m glad bwog choose to use it for sound instead of what people were saying

    1. Kevin Chen says:

      @Kevin Chen Buy us a shotgun mike and we’ll gladly use it. :-)

      1. anon says:

        @anon I would give you mine, but I use it to masturbate

  • Wut says:

    @Wut did that guy say toward the end that everyone laughed at?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous “I’d screw Gandhi. Because he’d take it.

  • bhangra heights boy says:

    @bhangra heights boy are you single??

  • LoF says:

    @LoF Can you film this every day until every Columbia student has been asked and then we can watch the days worth of footage instead of doing our homework?

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