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How to Avoid Awkward Eye Contact: The Definitive Guide

There’s been a lot of talk lately about fostering community on campus.  Here at Bwog, we couldn’t care less have other priorities, namely, avoiding the cringe-worthy awkwardness that comes with making eye contact with people you just really don’t want to say hi to.

So for everyone who just can’t bear another uncomfortable encounter on your way to class with that hookup from last weekend, the floor mate you haven’t talked to since freshman year, or a classmate from CC you only sort of know, take a look at this highly useful flowchart courtesy of Bwog:

the fake text is the worst

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8 Comments

  • ugh says:

    @ugh this is the kind of humor that makes students feel lonely and anxious for four years – poor taste, bwog

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous yeah bwog basically you are suicide supporters

    2. haters gonna hate says:

      @haters gonna hate bwog, this was great. perfectly captures all of my dilemmas walking in and around campus

  • seriously says:

    @seriously if you’re too insecure to say a quick hi or even move toward making eye contact with someone from your freshman dorm or CC class (regardless of whether they reciprocate) I feel sorry for you. grow up. at the very least, laugh it off and be the bigger person.

  • edit says:

    @edit immature* not insecure would be the better word choice

  • really? says:

    @really? why is it so hard to smile and wave at someone? I don’t care if they’re a past hookup or your fucking best friend. It’s really not that hard, and the gesture is worth more than you know.

    really. grow up

    1. but but but says:

      @but but but don’t you hate it when people who you don’t really care about wave at you?

  • dafasdfadsf says:

    @dafasdfadsf ugh. it’s things like this that make columbia such a cold place.

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