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Personals: Orli Matlow, GS/JTS ’15

Orli Mattow

Romance awaits! Today’s bachelorette is Orli Matlow, who wins Bwog’s undying respect by saying that she is “a Bey” looking for “a Jay.” If you want to take this awesome lady on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to woo her). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to personals@bwog.com and the face to the right could be yours.

Name, Year, School, Major: Orli Matlow, GS/JTS ’15, American Studies

Preference: Gilda for a Gene, Bey for a Jay

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada, home of the crack-smoking mayor! (I may or may not be seeking a green card marriage…)

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: He didn’t laugh at my jokes :(

What redeems you as a human being? I danced with Neil Patrick Harris at the 2011 Tony Awards!

Library room of choice: 209

Beverage of choice: “Hot tea. Because that’s what you are—a hottie” – Lucille Bluth

Guilty Pleasure Song: Defying Gravity (it’s only guilty because I consider myself a Sondheimite)

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? At a Band party, and then falling asleep around 4 am watching a Netflix documentary

Historical Hottie: Abraham Lincoln is my dream man. In addition to being brilliant and a great emancipator, he was 6’4″, sensitive, funny, and liked going to the theater for a bang.

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9 Comments

  • 10/10 stars says:

    @10/10 stars she seems like a riot!

  • Orli > Topol says:

    @Orli > Topol Orli, you are perfection

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I would

  • Lol says:

    @Lol Tbt, she looks like shit in that pic

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous throwback thursday she looks like shit in that pic?

      GOTCHA

  • Golden Grad says:

    @Golden Grad She actually seems really nice! I bet she’ll make a lucky guy really happy someday.

  • Abe Lincoln says:

    @Abe Lincoln TOO SOON

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I graduated a 2 year ago — she was in one of my discussion sections her freshman year. I had SUCH a crush on her. Such a hot-tea. Funny as hell. Man.

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