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Personals: Rachel and Jamie

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Rachel Kaplan

Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Rachel Kaplan and Jamie Boothe. If you want to take either of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ’em out). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to personals@bwog.com and the face to the right could be yours.

Name, Year, School, Major: Rachel, BC ’15, Political Science/Economics

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Proudly suburban, aka Westchester

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Guy won’t split the check.

What redeems you as a human being? I love a good theme party. I had a Slime Time Live birthday party in elementary school. Nothing is more fun than pouring green goop on your friends and covering their faces in whipped cream.

Library room of choice: 1020

Beverage of choice: Chai. I like spicy things.

Guilty pleasure song: Barbie Girl

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? See library room of choice

Historical Hottie: Mary Shelley

stylin scarf, man

Jamie Boothe

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Jamie Boothe, Class of 2015, Columbia College, majoring in Biochemistry

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: The quiet town of Green Bank in Pocahontas County, West Virginia

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Awkward silences and nothing to talk about

What redeems you as a human being? I do a pretty sick impression of Heath Ledger’s Joker.

Library room of choice: The reading room in the Law School that overlooks Amsterdam Avenue.

Beverage of choice: Coke (not Pepsi)

Guilty pleasure song: We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Probably watching a movie in my dorm room, but almost certainly somewhere in North America.

Historical Hottie: Joan of Arc

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22 Comments

  • anon says:

    @anon Id disappoint Rachel Kaplan so hard by insisting i pay for the check. It would have been my privilege

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous check your privilege, you male

      1. Serpent says:

        @Serpent Yes, it is such a privilege to have to spend money on someone else. The people who can just sit there and do nothing are not being privileged. That is oppression.

  • Offended says:

    @Offended Since when is We Didn’t Start the Fire a guilty pleasure song? That’s just a good song. Nothing to feel guilty about.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous @Offended: Go back to Long Island.

  • real talk says:

    @real talk Jamie seems like such a sweetheart. Way to scared to approach him though.

    1. anon says:

      @anon he can seem intimidating, but if you yell “regan rules” at him he will come talk to you

      1. CC 14 says:

        @CC 14 Well, probably “Reagan rules.” I don’t know him too well, but I think he’s more into the GOP than Shakespeare.

      2. CC15 says:

        @CC15 Yeah I’m shocked that Reagan isn’t his historical hottie!

        1. Lord says:

          @Lord Reagan could not be his historical hottie because then he would be supporting homosexuality, which he thinks is a sin.

    2. But really says:

      @But really just talk to him – the fact that he submitted a personal means he is def interested in meeting new people!

    3. 2 says:

      @2 I’d be scared /too/ if I spelled it that way, too.

      1. what's says:

        @what's the point of being an ass

    4. Serpent says:

      @Serpent What makes you think he is a sweetheart? Have you actually ever talked to him? No, I guess it was just his looks. Cute people are sweethearts and ugly people are criminals.

  • the fuck says:

    @the fuck jamie why

  • why says:

    @why does that dude look like he’s constipated

    1. Cuz says:

      @Cuz he very well might be.

  • Lord says:

    @Lord She seems like a nice girl. I bet she’ll make a lucky guy really happy someday.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Pocahontas County!!!!

  • RACHEL says:

    @RACHEL is one hot bitch. Let’s chat poly sci in the “library” ^__^

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I wouldn’t mind playing a little slime time live with Rachel. My special goo is extra sweet (; .

  • Sam Schipani says:

    @Sam Schipani Hey Jamie get it boi

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