Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and for all you seniors out there, you know what that means: one last chance to have casual, meaningless dorm-room sex with your Butler crush, followed by an awkward Saturday morning brunch at Ferris/Community wherein you discover a complete and absolute lack of emotional involvement.
Seniors, keep your eyes peeled for a unique link you’ll get via email that will let you crush on up to five stellar members of the class of 2014. If it’s mutual, you and your crush will get an email; if not, you’ll never live down the shame jk no one will ever find out. Should you play it safe or go for the gold? You’ve got two weeks, so get on that shit. Heads up, GS is not included.
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