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A Call For Closing Remarks

"Remember when the Internet didn't exist and you could just wing it?  Pepperidge farm remembers."

“Remember when the Internet didn’t exist and you could just wing it? Pepperidge Farm remembers.”

“I have a feeling that we all use a little erotic magic ourselves sometimes, but I’m not going to give mine away.” – Helene Foley, Gender and Sexuality in Ancient Greece, 2013

“I’ve got a feeling.” –, Music Hum, 2009

Want your teachers to number among these rhetorical greats of Columbia?  Well today’s your lucky day! As classes start winding down, send in your teachers’ closing remarks to or—if you’re too lazy—write them in the comments of this post.  It’s that easy.  We know your teachers have something inspirational/awkward/strange/interesting prepared for their last speech, and we want to permanently etch their successful (or failed) finales onto the immortal walls of Bwog.

So send ‘em in, everyone.  We know you want to.

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