A first year trying to fall asleep on a Columbia mattress

How was your first night in residence? Loud? Smelly? Pleasant? Tell us EVERYTHING by emailing tips@bwog.com or using our anonymous tip form.

Today’s Highlights:

• Columbia: Step-Up!, two different session in Roone Arledge Auditorium. Definitely don’t want to miss this one. Sexual assault is a huge, ongoing issue at Columbia. Bwog is very curious about how Step-Up! differs from its predecessor, Keeping Sex Sexy, so please send us your thoughts on it.
• Columbia: Community Night Out, 10:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m., wherever your R.A. decides. This night out in the city will probably be the nicest interaction you have with your R.A. all year, so treasure it.
• Barnard: Constellations Love NY, 12:30-5:00 p.m., wherever your Constellation Leader decides. This will probably be the only time you care about your constellation, so treasure it. It’s also a good way to meet the people living around you and make friends.
• Barnard: Ice Cream Social, 8:45-9:45 p.m., Lehman Lawn. Free ice cream, need I say more?

One Thing To Do Before Graduating: Find the owl in Alma’s robes! Legend has it that the finder of the owl will graduate at the top of their class and become the new Wolf of Wall Street and be blessed with dozens of healthy children (or something). And do it soon, because if you wait too long then this activity will seem boring and dumb.

From the Archives: Every game of Never Have I Ever is the same and they’re all horrible.

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