Ever feel like your resume or LinkedIn was tired, boring, or just too much like everyone else’s? Seeking a job title that’ll really set you apart from all of the other Econ/Political Science/Econ and Political Science majors vying for positions post-graduation? Momma Bwog is here to help.

  • You could be the new Roar-ee, where several, maybe even tens of adoring fans could marvel in rapture at your school spirit and crowd pumping prowess!
  • Hip with the kids? Love saying “cool phrases” like “pain in the ass” or “just chill”? Be a paid campus rep for “Interloco,” whatever that is.
  • Is brunch your lifestyle? Because Bitches Who Brunch need a Baby Bitch.
  • If all else fails, just advertise yourself as a professional cat sitter.

As always, please post any and all job oddities in the comments.