Looking for Prince Charming

Looking for Prince Charming

Online publication (8, NYC) seeks Columbia sports fan to conduct interviews with players, explain sports terminology to us, revamp our sports coverage, and to cuddle on cold nights.

Us: Snarky and unable to do much at Homecoming other than get really drunk and disappointed. Favorite things are worshipping PrezBo’s hair, complaining about PrezBo’s policies, and free food. You: Knowledge of all sorts of athletics, excited about the prospect of some of our teams having a good season. Favorite things involve rolling around in the grass scoring 3-pointers, foam fingers, and stadium concessions.

Serious inquires only; we’ve had our hearts broken before. Editors@bwog.com.

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