NSLOP and her new friend Chateau Diana

What better way to keep procrastinating take a break from studying than by planning your Halloween costume to enter in our costume contest? Out of ideas you say? Fear not. Our spooky spectacular costume creator Claire Friedman has come up with another idea for those too busy to be original: NSLOP.

You Will Need:

• An NSOP bracelet
• A well-worn “NSOP: Step Up” shirt (no, not this Step Up)
  • Alternatively: brand new Columbia apparel.
• A box of “wine product” that contains 0% alcohol

Execution:

Step 1: Wear the NSOP shirt and bracelet and adopt an expression of wide-eyed innocence.

Step 2: Tell as many people as you can about the crazzzyyyy Carman party you went to last night and how insanely drunk you are RIGHT NOW.

Step 3: Repeatedly get confused about your location. Here are some example phrases you might want to use:

• “How do I get to EC? I heard that there are always parties going on there!”
• “So we’re meeting in front of the library right? Okay, I’ll see you by Low in a few!”
• “Does 1,020 check IDs that strictly? I don’t have a fake yet, so I was planning on using this picture of myself I drew with a crayon.”

Cost: Being a freshman. Also, the price of wine product (roughly $15).