Some chicken for ya?

Halloweekend is right around the corner and if you’re planning on taking home the grand prize in our costume contest, you had better start brainstorming. Thank goodness Queen of Halloween Claire Friedman has you covered with Columbia-themed costume ideas coming at you all week! Today, she’s got step-by-step instructions on how to transform yourself into a Butler INITIATION girl aka a piece of art/ porn/??? Here’s a refresher if you’ve been living under a rock/ are a freshman.

You Will Need:

• A white dress
• White granny panties
• A rotting chicken
• A carton of eggs
• A bag (so you can easily store your eggs/ rotting chicken on the go)

Execution:

Step 1: Put on the white dress/ granny panties and swing around your rotting chicken.

Step 2: Break the eggs and rub them over your body. Extra points for cracking an egg on your head and letting the yolk trickle down.

Step 3: Take off your white dress as needed; let your granny panties do the talking.

Cost: depending on the quality of your white dress (and your rotten chicken), this costume will run between $25 and $40.