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Although the idea of a creating a f***ball Halloween costume in honor of Homecoming was tempting, we couldn’t think of anything you would need besides an “Also Ran” participation trophy. Instead, Claire Friedman, lover of the movie “Hocus Pocus,” is here with another great costume idea for you to impress your drunken friends (/parents?): an Ivy League Sheep. 

You Will Need:

• A white T-shirt and tight-fitting shorts
• Roughly a million cotton balls
• A hot glue gun
• Black shoes
• An article of Columbia clothing — we suggest a hat or a foam finger (if you want that semi-Miley vibe)

Execution:

Step 1: Glue your million cotton balls to the T-shirt. This will take approximately a million years, so make sure you have Netflix going at the same time.

Step 2: Do the same thing to the shorts, neglecting the inner thighs (so you don’t rain cotton balls when you walk).

Step 3: Don your puffy outfit and add the Columbia apparel.

Step 4: Become an econ major; extra points if you schmooze for a summer internship at Goldman.

 Cost: Your soul. Depending on how much CU clothing you already own, this costume could range from $10 to $50.