In light of our dripping enthusiasm about student government, Bwog sat down with recently-elected CCSC 2018 President Ezra Gontownik to talk shop.
Bwog: So, tell me a little about yourself, or, in other words, let’s reduce your life to a catchy little sound bite?
EG: Catchy little sound bite?
I’m the youngest of six boys; grew up fifteen minutes from here. Three of my older brothers attended the engineering school, so people thought I was on the fast track to engineering. Veered from the path a little bit and applied to the College.
Bwog: Now that you’re elected, what do you want to represent as a political agent? Are you a reformer? An advocate for the people? A bureaucrat?
EG: I’ve been here for about a month now. I’m not here to reform the place; I have to get situated with the place: hear from my fellow classmates what they would like to see changed, see for ourselves what we would like to see change. We are very fortunate in that we’re working with a council that has been incredibly helpful with assisting us with how the formalities work, with how the meetings work. And that has been very beneficial for us.
People should be comfortable coming to us and express what they want. It should never be ‘oh those people are on student council.’ It’s too official. We’re their friends. We’re their classmates. We just happen to represent them on student council. There should be no shyness coming to us and asking for something to change and asking for something new.
Bwog: What do you view as the role of student government at Columbia? Either what it is or what it should be.
EG: CCSC2018 will cater exclusively to the needs of the Columbia College class of 2018. We will hopefully host one large event each semester in addition to smaller events throughout the school year, following in line with those events that have been done in previous years. We will learn from the upperclassman what, as to what about those events was successful, and what changes need to be implemented for those events.
In terms of the larger student council, we first represent the needs of the student body to the administration. Then we have to make sure that all student groups are allocated their funds properly- I personally sit on the finance committee working with Michael Li, to make sure that those funds are allocated properly- and obviously go over the campus policies to make sure they’re in line with what the students believe they should be.
The main thing that the Columbia class, the CC2018 wants to get across is that we hope to create a vibrant community, a sort of say unified grade. Future Nobel Prize winners, future writers, future artists, future businessmen, future people who are going to run the best non-profits in the world, are in our class, right? No one wants to say twenty years from now “Oh I was in class with that person who just started that company; I was in class with that person who’s now working in the White House.” No one wants to have the feeling of ‘Oh I was in class with that person but I never actually met that person.’ We want to create events on campus that create more of a cohesive grade, events like speed meeting, for people who are still interested in meeting other people in the class.
Bwog: Hector or Achilles, you first-year, you?
EG: I respect the choice of moving from nostos [νόστος] to kleos [κλέος], but more than nostos and kleos, standing up for a friend. Realizing that after Patroclus’s death, he could not longer live, Achilles moved past his wrath against Agamemnon. He recognized that standing up for a friend and fighting for that was more important to him then a disagreement with another friend.
You’re lucky I just studied for my lit hum quiz; I actually know who Hector and Achilles are!
Bwog: Abbreviated moral dilemma: life of glory or life of simple contentment?
EG: Well it depends on how you define content because people have different levels of content.
Bwog: And how do you define content?
EG: I would define content as satisfying the goals and aspirations I set for myself in terms of benefit others because being content for me is leaving this world- this is getting a little deep here- is leaving this world a little better for the people I’ve come in contact with in my life.
21 Comments
@Confused He seems straight… are you sure he’s in CCSC???
@Columbia 18 Yeeee Ezra! You’re the man – ignore the haters. Gonna do a great job!
@hahahaha tracked. too obvious.
@Anonymous I love when the freshmen don’t know about tracking.
@Big fan! So excited!!! Ezra’s gonna do a great job!
@Blumpkin I want to mushroom stamp his fart box.
@Loveble He is a brilliant guy! Fits the job and therefore he won!
@Whatever Never met the kid. But people calling him scum…
It’s fucking CCSC, no one gives a shit, get over yourselves.
It’s a popularity contest, he won, you lost, shut up and let him get a consulting job.
@ugh so pretentious (and not particularly well written either)… great choice, ’18
Future Nobel Prize winners, future writers, future artists, future businessmen, future people who are going to run the best non-profits in the world, are in our class, right? No one wants to say twenty years from now “Oh I was in class with that person who just started that company; I was in class with that person who’s now working in the White House.”
@Heisenberg Pretentious: yes
Poor Writing: yes
Accurate statement: yes
@Anonymous Oh good, a quick google tells me that he went to yeshiva and his father is a well-connected vocal advocate of Israel.
Just what this school needs.
@Heisenberg I think it is somewhere between fallacious and anti-semitic to assume he is a Zionist based on your rationale. However, although he is in fact a Zionist, how exactly would the fact that one pointless student bureaucrat is a pencil pusher change anything on campus?
@Anonymous Come on. We have tons of students at Columbia who went to yeshiva, and that’s surely one of our strengths. Detesting the malignancy of the Israeli right (and of the Gaza war specifically) should not prevent us from getting along with a kid whose position on CCSC has nothing to do with Israeli politics.
@anon@anon.com kid’s a scumbag for sure
@Anon Haha to be bluntly honest, this kid is nothing short of a scum with how he ran/treated other people/parties during his campaign. I expected more from Columbia than to vote in a party who ran on popularity, but no substantial platform.
@Anonymous …implying that other student council races aren’t popularity contests?
@Anonymous We can’t hate on the kid for actually campaigning. I am not saying that his publicity stunts weren’t cliché but he at least did it right.
@Anon Classic Columbia Politics – all you need to do is take a 20 sec video pouring ice water on your head and voila you’re president.
@Anonymous Not gonna mention his ice bucket publicity stunt?
@Anonymous yeah, bwog. this was the one question people wanted asked: “so that ice bucket. do you have any shame?”
or: “so you have five older brothers. ur telling us one of them didn’t call you out on that?”
@typo I would define content as satisfying the goals and aspirations I set for myself *in terms of benefit others…*