“If you’re out studying for finals, feeling lonely and so cold…” – Carole King

This time, we gotta side with Lorelai Gilmore. Our budding monotonous social lives seem to ask the question, “Are finals my priority?” Be sure to send in your social pursuits while staying pretty and smart during the last weekend of the Fall 2014 semester to tips@bwog.com.

As naive as Rory Gilmore:

• “Got drunk, ordered three pizzas with the Papa John’s app, didn’t immediately get a confirmation email, and figured I’d make sure I got pizza by ordering three more from Domino’s. Papa John’s guy calls a little bit later to say he’s at the door, Domino’s guy comes a few minutes after that. Success?”
• “Went to Vermont and got soaking wet in a snowstorm.”
• “My friend and I were hit on by a ~50 y.o. European man at The Dam. The conversation stagnated when he didn’t know where Salt Lake City was. Alas.”
• “Paid $10 for a whiskey sour at a ‘dive bar.’ Dive bar my ass.”
• “Successfully watched three movies about being young in New York City while high this weekend. Got me excited about all aspects of my current life except the impending doom that are finals.”
• “Went down in pouring rain to East Village to see my friend perform in a UCB intern improv show. Got some much-needed laughs. Did very little homework.”
• “Sat on my roommate.”
• “Drank beer with visiting German friends. Felt shame on behalf of America as they sipped shitty Bud Light. Got into a passionate fight on who invented beer pong, America or Germany – #murica”

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