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O-face or screaming?
That’s right. It’s already the Sunday before finals begin, which means Primal Scream is happening tonight. Maybe it’s your first year at Columbia. Or maybe you’ve always spent today tucked away in your cozy single with your noise-canceling headphones on. Either way, Mamma Bwog is here to prepare you for Primal Scream:
- Make sure you know the exact time.
- Around 11:55PM, start doing some breathing exercises so you don’t pass out after only a minute of intense screaming.
- At 11:59PM, open a window, go outside of Butler, or, hell, stay inside Butler. We don’t care. Just make sure you’re prepared to deal with the consequences of scaring those diligent studiers around you.
- When the clock strikes 12:00, do as Cinderella did and go into a panic. Scream. Yell. Shout. Just let out all of that built up rage and sexual frustration.
- Stop screaming. You’ll feel better already.
- Tip us videos / stories of anything crazy that happens.
An actual collage of people in Butler tonight via Shutterstock
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@Holy Hell! I was maybe five blocks away, and I heard y’all like you were next door! And for about three/four minutes.
“The secret is, I’m always angry”, or what?
That was awesome.
@how much you want to bet that Beta is going to pull their typical shit tonight?
@Anonymous Few minutes. We’ll see.
@unaware/living under a rock What shit does Beta usually pull?
@Pillow Fight Is that happening Bwog?
@Anonymous Not something I usually comment on, but I would NOT want to see anyone on the receiving end of a swung mattress.
Not saying there aren’t people I wouldn’t mind seeing it happen to.
Just saying: Wham. [Flies off like a Brawl character]
@apparently the pillow fight is only in the spring.
@I feel like already starting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@Anonymous “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
WeCOMEfromtheLANDoftheeICEandSNOW…!
(If we’re going 70s, lets’ do it right. ;) )
@#blacklivesmatter and it is the sovereign duty of the whites to help them reach their potential, educate them, and keep them from committing crimes.
#whiteman’sburden
@curmudgeon Seventies therapeutic bullshit
@Anonymous Man, that negativity makes my mood ring turn orange…
@Peaches >To the dismay of horny women and men everywhere, Andrew Garfield could be replaced as Spider Man according to leaked emails between Sony and Marvel. (IGN News)
#Donald4Spiderman
@Peaches Shit, wrong thread, bwog pls delete.
@Anonymous just when i thought you couldn’t be gayer, peaches. you’re full of surprises.