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The beauty herself

What did YOU do over break? Bwog’s notorious beloved Tatini read the first 100 pages of Wild and has thus decided that she is now qualified to dole out life advice by the bundle.

Can’t figure out what to major in? Don’t know who to vote for on the Bachelor? Unsure which embarrassing caffeinated beverage to consume? Don’t know how to deal with toenail fungus? Confused by the State of the Union? (can’t promise anything particularly insightful on that last one, sorry; we’re pretty confused too tbh)

Send your deepest, darkest queries in, and we’ll regale you with sage-like, fairly unsolicited bad advice on anything and everything you might be curious about. After all, as the profound Rascall Flatts once proclaimed, “Life is a highway, and I wanna ride it all night long.” Let us teach you how to ride.

Send ’em in, kids: tips@bwog.com.