Old news, new news...

Old news, new news…

TIME, our historical record of the world, reassures us, and future generations, that Emma Watson is not in fact dating Prince Harry. And basic bros the world over let out a sigh of relief.

NY City News, one of the many competing voices of this city, brings word of Proctor & Gamble’s plan to sell or spin off over half of the brands in its portfolio, a dramatic shift in company strategy.

For those of you looking for financial news, look no further! Forbes has the 30 most iconic Oscar dresses of all time for us!

BizNews.com meanwhile, has warnings of likely equity volatility in the coming week.

Finally, to wrap up, Breitbart.com has an update on the prison riot in Texas that has left portions of the facility in ruins, and the New York Times has your Oscar winners.

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