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We’ll all eight tie for the #1 slot, right?

We’re so great that we’ve even successfully infiltrated the world of professional football: a former Brown football player joined his fellow Patriots to victory. But don’t worry, every other Ivy alum mentioned here is on the business side of the NFL. (Ivy League Sports)

Though known for its highest Ivy admission rate creative spin on pong, the crux of the Dartmouth experience has recently been outright banned – thus College President Phil Hanlon has successfully annihilated all possible connections between the Dartmouth of Animal House and the Dartmouth of today. (Wall Street Journal)

How even having an uncompleted Yale Ph.D degree can ensure life in the fast lane: by David Duchovny. (NPR)

The Hasty Pudding Theatricals, a comedy theater group at Harvard, has honored Amy Poehler with its annual Hasty Pudding Award, which she received with pleasure while roasting Harvard itself. This early February achievement by Poehler is sure one to be recognized during Leslie Knope’s 2015 Galentine’s Day. (People Mag)

Cornell is the Miley of the Ivy League via Shutterstock