Is that Heaven? Or a Milbank bathroom?

In light of recent hub, it’s important to remember that Bacchanal isn’t the only “shit” we write about. We’re continuing this season’s edition of bathroom reviews with our second installment of the series, and we’re heading to Barnard to see what’s in store. Join us on our journey as we formally review a Milbank Floor 2 (for when ya gotta go number 2) lavatory. 

Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?)

Total poop. vague way to know if stalls are vacant or occupied and the stalls are all geometric dreams given their spaciousness (see photo!)

The View (windows? scribbles on the walls?)

No window near stalls, but a large Milbank window in the bathroom itself is located near the sinks and always emits great sunlight (the lights aren’t usually on during the day). In addition, the windows always cracked a bit to make a perfect room temperature.

Convenience (is it easy to find, or out of your way?)

Very easy to find! Signs in Milbank properly lead you to male/female bathrooms.

Traffic (are there a lot of people using it?)

Numerous stalls located in weird places, so lines never seem to last that long.

Cleanliness

Very clean, s/o to Barnard staff

Overall ranking (1-5 stars)

5. We’re Milbank softies.